just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's never too late to be topless.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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