Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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