just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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