Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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