I wanna bring you to show and tell
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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