Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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