Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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