So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
oh god the rape fog is back!
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
21 Disappointing Confessions From Teenage Fathers
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.