I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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