2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?