you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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