I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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