batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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