Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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