I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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