So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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