living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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