we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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