And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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