I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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