who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
