Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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