Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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