yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
