Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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