Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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