No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he thought i was a dude.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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