My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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