we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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