Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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