whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
