i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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