Everything about him screamed your future.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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