omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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