Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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