I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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