you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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