Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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