I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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