its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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