My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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