Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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