So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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