All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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