You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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