clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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