My cat gives me a boner
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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