One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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