My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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