Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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