when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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