Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
