you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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