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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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