Buhtt sex?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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