Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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