my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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