wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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