how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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