No stitches, just platelets and will power
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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